At every party EVER


"i think you’re hot"


"i don’t eat ass"


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Q: strippers are so fucking dirty


Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me. 


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can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool. Kanye West (via nickelcobalt)

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